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Mid-Storm Kit
ZYLA

27 things to say in the middle of a meltdown. And the 9 things never to say.

The Mid-Storm Kit, $27. A dollar a phrase, and the words are in your hand before the next one.

Fill in your details below and the kit is in your inbox in under a minute. Print it tonight, keep it on the fridge, in the car, in your bag.

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You know the storm is coming. Bag on the floor, the wrong cup, the shoes. And in that moment every sentence you reach for makes it worse.

The Mid-Storm Kit gives you the exact words for each phase, so you are never standing there searching:

  • 01
    The rumble Six phrases that lower the demand before it tips, because "calm down" is the phrase that tips it.
  • 02
    The storm Five phrases for when reasoning is gone, including the two-word version for a child who has no words left.
  • 03
    The landing Five phrases that reconnect before any review. The review is what restarts it.
  • 04
    The car and the supermarket Four phrases: one for your child and three for the stranger who sighs.
  • 05
    Bedtime Four phrases for the night the day's holding-together runs out.
  • 06
    The repair Three phrases for tomorrow. Side by side, five minutes.
  • 09
    The 9 never-say lines And why each one backfires, so you stop saying the ones you were taught.
Plus the whole Mid-Storm Kit toolset as bonuses: the six cards, the fridge poster, the car protocol, the calm corner, the sibling card, the 90-second reset, the bedtime script and the repair guide. Twelve bonuses, listed below.

It is not a tantrum and you are not failing. It is a nervous system out of capacity, and these are the words that meet it. Fewer storms, shorter storms. Not zero. Nobody honest promises zero.

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The Explain My Child Library

The Explain My Child Library

15 ready-to-send letters, emails and scripts that explain your child to the people who do not get it: grandparents, teachers, sitters, the co-parent. The exact words for "he is not naughty," written so you never draft them at midnight again. You could absolutely write these yourself. It is far easier to send one tonight.

The Low-Demand Phrasebook

The Low-Demand Phrasebook

400+ phrase swaps for the moments every request starts a battle: getting dressed, screens off, homework, bedtime. Instead-of-this, say-this, organized by moment, used every single day. The Mid-Storm Kit works without it. The battles shrink faster with it.

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What you get

Everything in The Mid-Storm Kit

  • ✦
    The 27 Things to Say, grouped by moment
  • ✦
    The 9 Never-Say Lines, with why
  • ✦
    The one-page How to Use It

12 Bonuses included

  • 01The Age Translations (pre-verbal and AAC, 3 to 7, 8 to 12, teens)
  • 02The Six Calm-Down Cards
  • 03The Fridge Poster
  • 04The Trigger Audit
  • 05The Public Moment Cards
  • 06The Car Protocol
  • 07The Calm Corner Blueprint
  • 08The Sibling Mid-Storm Card
  • 09The 90-Second Parent Reset
  • 10The Bedtime Storm Script
  • 11The Repair Guide
  • 12The One-Page Master Sheet